Fantasy Premier League Team Names: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilariously Outrageous for the 2024-25 Season

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Fantasy Premier League (FPL) has officially returned and football fans are eagerly assembling their final squads for the upcoming 2024-25 season. However, the most crucial decision players must make is choosing a unique and clever team name that will set them apart from the competition.

Metro.co.uk has put together a full list of the good, bad and outright hilarious team names players have been selecting for the new Premier League campaign.

Read on for the best, worst and funniest FPL team names if you are still struggling to pick one ahead of the opening game of the season on Friday, August 15.

The classic FPL team names

Sometimes you can’t go wrong with a classic FPL team name. Here are some of the best we’ve seen in recent years:

3 Men and a Bebe50ShadesOfAndyGrayABCDE FCAbsolutely FabregasAlisson BlunderlandBackstreet MoyesBlink 1-Eto’oBoly PocketCesc and the CityCtrl + Alt + De LaetDelph & SafetyDzeko & the BunnymenFiddler on the HuthFlying Without IngsGame Of Throw-InsGangsters AllardyceGiroud AwakeningHuttonDressedAsLahmKhedira Pin DropKlopps and RobbosKrul and the GangLe Saux Solid CrewLöw IslandLuke Kyle WalkerMen Behaving ChadliMichu at De Gea BaMurderOnZidanesFloorNeville Wears PradaNorfolk n’ GoodObi 1 Kenobi 0Pjanic! At The DiscoSmack My Bilic UpSound of the LlorisTAA Very MuchThe Cesc PistolsThe Martial Mata LPTinchy SneijderWho Ate All Depays?FPL team names based on current players

Some FPL players name their team after a specific player. For example, a team dedicated to Nathan Ake has been named ‘Ake Breaky Heart’ – in reference to the country song made famous by Billy Ray Cyrus.

AbraDubravkaAit Nouri GellerAke Breaky HeartArne Hole’s A GoalArteta-teteAshley OldAyew Being ServedBack of the NetoBacuna MatetaBad to the BowenBallon D’awsonBangers and RashfordBen Mee Shake MeeBerge KingBernard’s PochBlazinchenko SquadBorn in a BarnesBotman and RobinBotman BeginsBowen 747Bowen ArrowBoys In DahoudBrennan Jerry’sBrokebackMount10Bruno Dos TresCalafiori SunshineCarson DioxideCastagne Me NowCastagne SupernovaChampagne De CordovaCheesy GarnachosChickenTikkaMoSalahClyne of DutyCobra Kai HavertzCome Digne With MeeComme Ci KonsaCurious JorginhoDango UnchainedDarwin TheoryDiaz Nother DayDropItLikeIt’sSlotEderson Ake & PalmerEgg On Your FaesEndo StoryExposed AreolaEze Come, Eze GoFee Fi FodenFeelsLikeSummervilleFemme FatawuFullKrugMetalJacketGarnacho ChipsGilmour GirlsGuantana MaupayGvardiolsOfTheGalaxyHaaland OatesHaalandaise SauceHakuna MatetaHall In OneHaven’t Jota ClueHavertz Your WayHellmans MainoonaiseHeung Like A HorseHigh FaivreHouseOfTheDragusinI Love Lamp(tey)I’m Yelling TimberIncogNetoIngsCanOnlyGetBetterIssa Ring Toss GameIt’sOffToZirkzeeGoJota than the SonJust like EvansKai Me A RiverKamada HarrisKeita Mooy HartKids See GroßKilman Me SoftlyKinder MbeumoKudusToYouLeif Right NowLil Eze VertLivin’ Saliba LocaLord and SavioLos Porro HermanosLosing My ReguilonLoveTheWaySzoboszlaiMajor League SakaMalo Gusto: Bad FartMatty Cash HoesMattyCashInTheAtticMcGinn and TonicMcKenna Kick It?Men with Van De VenMings of PowerMinteh FreshMitomavirusMore Tea Vicario?Mudryk To LifeName’s Not Andre M8Netflix and ChilwellNkunku ClockNot Isakly SureNow I’m a BalebaØde ToiletteOdegaarden ParteyØdeparfumOkoli DokilyOld Havertz Kai HardOmari MeOnanaMataPleaPalmer VioletsPaqueta CrispsPARTEYNEXTDOORPinky and De BruynePomegranate MalaciaPorro’d TimePro Evolution SakaQuansah & KonsaQue Salah, SalahRaya SunshineReece’s Set PiecesRice Rice BebeRodri, You PlonkerRoss BarkleycardSaka PotatoesSaka White RiceSaving Private RayaSchär & Schär AlikeSchlupptown DunkShaw ThingShe Sells LascellesShiver Me TimbersSlot MachineSlot ShamingSmith Rowe Vs WadeSmith Rowe Your BoatSnoop Udogie DoggSolanke-pankySon hits the skySong of Rice Of DierSons Of AngearchySorry Nic JacksonSoucek MateSterling SilverStranger IngsSzobossladsSzoboszlai4aWhiteGuyTargett PracticeTarkowsky and HutchTha’ts NumberHwang!The Konate KidThomasTheFrankEngineTielemans SquareTierneyOfEverythingTodibo SelectorTomiyasu,ICanBoogieTonaliAddictedtoBassTuchel For SchoolTwo Become SonUdogie StyleUnder My CucurellaUptown DunkV 4 van de VendettaVeiga MegadriveWeDontTalkAboutBrunoWhole Jota LoveWindBeneathMyMingsYoro Wizard HarryZirkzee & I Know ItZirkzee FootballEderson VolleysMorning TraoreSonny and ScharRetro FPL team names

Retro never goes out of fashion… Here are a number of FPL team names dedicated to Premier League legends as well as former players and managers.

A Wenger’s EndgameAir Forss OneAlbrightonTheNightAmartey McFlyAnelka SkelterAngus Gunns & RosesASMR BegovicBashamTheBishopBenrahmaramaBentekeFriedChickenBoom Xhaka LacaCahills Have EyesCancelo CultureCesc PistolsChamps OliseCheesy IheanachosChildish FirminoCrouch PotatoesDannDannDannDannDannDeath cab for GutiDeath Cab for KuqiDendonkin’ DonutsDontLookBackTangangaDrinkwater Not KokeDude Where’s Micah?Dukes of HazardDyer StraitsEmile BurlesqueyEnter ShaqiriFat PascalFer Fuchs AkeFor Fuchs SakeFornals AttireFred Again..Fred Dead RedemptionGayle Force WinGelhardt or Go HomeHanging By A FredHawk TuanzebeHepatitus BrambleI kissed Keith CurlI Kvist a girlI’m Eric Laporte FCIbe Did It Mooy WayIce Ice BeagrieIfTomoriNeverComesImLovinEngelsInsteadIt’s Britney, KlichIt’sAllGoneShaneLongJose’s A…what?Jurgen-a Love ItKabak to the FutureKanu Kick It?Keane As MustardKeita The DoorKloppenheimerKlopps and SzoboszKnockaert BlowKoch Au VanKoeman EileenKrul IntentionsLads on ToureLady YayaLallana Del ReyLallanas in PyjamasLand Down UndavLet’s Go Fosu-MensahLingardium LeviosaLove & Cesc & MaticMandalorIan WrightMané’s Not HotMee, My Delph & IbeMinority LaporteMint Bailly’sMirrorSignalMaloudaMolly’s ArchMoura The ExplorerMoves Like XhakaNdiaye Will Always..Never In DoughtyNevesGunoGibbsYouUpNo Weimann No CryOf Mice and MendyOn Me GedsonOne Size Fitz HallOut On BalePickPochettinoPurple ReinaRock the GasparRodallega BombsRomeu & HoullierSaint-Maximin PointsSalt & PepeSancho PaunchezSanti VaxxersSarri Not SarriSchmeichel JacksonShow Me The ManeSinging In Va RaneSissoko OnoSlumdog MignoletSol CalibreSonic HuthSoumare Lovin’Stanislas-t resortSympathy 4 G NevilleTaking Le TissThe Wenger BoysThree’s KompanyTortoise and De GeaTurf, Blind and DierUp The DuffyVictor Moses LawnWerner BrothersWhat Samatta With UWhatScamaccaWithYou?WhenDierStartsToBurnWillian Dollar BabyYes NdidiMetro.co.uk’s favourites

Just in case you needed any more, here are some of our favourite picks…

A Night In LascellesAfternoon De LigtAnge ManagementAreola GrandeBellerin Than OutBetter Call SaúlDe Jong TrousersEarth Wind & MaguireElneny and the JetsEstupina ColadaGroß MisconductGuardianOfTheGulasciGueye PrideHotel? ThiagoHowe Toon Is NowIsco InfernoJudy HaalandJust 1 Cornet 0Klich and CollectKodja and MajaKrafth BeerMacAwoniyi CheeseMbeumo No.5ModerOnTheDancefloorMuller Reus CornerNotMikeDeanForeverOnana What’s My NameRubber Digne RapidsRun The KewellsSancho UnchainedTeaForTheTielemansThe 40-yr-old Virgil